Top Reason Why I Hate BYUI Fall Semester

These are the reasons I hate the fall semester of BYUI.  I'm glad I only had to deal with it one year.

• I don't have anyone to help eat the pumpkin cheesecake from Thanksgiving

• I have to continue to be your personal Brinks truck. (I couldn't resist, you just called me about it)
• You won't be home on your Birthday.
• It's no fun just fighting with Tiffani while putting up the Christmas Decorations.  The Christmas Tree branches might still be in the box when you get home, while the stand is setup.  HELP!!!

• I have no one to help appreciate this.  I have to freakin email it to you and hope that you watch it.  Then weeks later I ask if you did and you tell me you didn't.  It's much better if you are just next to me watching it.